I know a little about the NBA. I like to watch the Orlando Magic a lot. I'd like to see them in action a little more. I think I would be a good fit for the head coaching position. I'll bring donuts every Friday. Worst case scenario, I'm sure my employer would allow me to split in order to take the job. Hell, I'm pretty sure just about anyone could get this team to .500 ball next year. It'd take, and I might eat my words here, a pretty stupid individual to not be at .500 by end of next year.
